Saturday, 3 December 2011

funny sms

Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number?

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When Aryabhatta checked my paper
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He invented 'zero'!!!!!!

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Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?

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Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..

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Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..

U will realise that,

The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)

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BILL GATES Said in Interview..
."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz,
Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early









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A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning

"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)



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The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!




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When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(

Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....


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Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!!


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 "Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
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."Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."

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How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
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Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
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5 More Minute Mom, Plz


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Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

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Awesum msg:-
Get Married

nt for urself,
but

for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day

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Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)

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Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf

1.Give

2.Take

3.Share

So

1.GIVE Me a Treat

2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie

3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

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New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends jst

Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)

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Beautiful words by a best friend-

'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...

Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha

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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
But
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Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.
;-)

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Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-

its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..

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New type of breakup....
Boy:-I wanna breakup with U.
Girl:-Why?
Boy-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

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Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-
"its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it."
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Falling in Luv s lyk Jumping off a Building,
Ur Brain tels u,
"its not a gud idea dude" while ur Heart tels u,
"u can Fly beta.."lol

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The best way to make somebody remember you is,
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Borrow Money from them..!!


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Old meaning of Sorry
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"I Wont Do It Again"
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New Meaning Of Sorry,
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"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

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"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...
But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."

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Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

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What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

&
the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied

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Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason,

you need medicine"...!

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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!

Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P

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In Old Days,
If a Student wid his parents
Were In D Principal's OfficE
It Meant Stud Was In Trouble
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble

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Sumwhr in Africa...
A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her...

"Honey, where r u..?"
:p

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CRAZY FACT
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The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
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While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...

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A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting

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Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told...

"Dad.. She is My Campus
Selection..
how is it...!!?"..

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ALCOHOL?

What is that..??

Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!!

He he he!!!!

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We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!

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V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:D

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Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!! :P

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I asked my heart :y cant u sleep at night???












my heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love

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Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..

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The only
person who can ORDER a woman to
stop talking and in reply she gives a
smile to him...
And he is :
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A photographer (^_^)

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Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

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Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

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