Monday 19 December 2011

Exam SMS

Height of Coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands…. 
1st guy:which paper was it? 
2nd guy:I think maths…… 
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator


Teacher asked: How to write 4 in between 5? Medical student said: Joke! 
Science student said: Impossible!
Management student: Not found on Internet
Engineering student said: F(IV)E 


If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects then how can you expect a single student to study all the subjects


If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects then how can you expect a single student to study all the subjects


What’s Mutual Exclusion? It means u skip some topics when you study & the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have studied!! :p


Whenever you feel like studying, prefer a peaceful room, just sit down and relax. . . . . . . . . . . . Take a Deep Breath . . . . . . SLAP yourself and say rascal. Whats this new HABIT.


Clever Attitude of Student I got 10 questions in exam, saying solve any 5. I solved all the 10 and wrote CHECK ANY 5


Three Extremely Rude Things To Ask.. . . . A Man’s Wage. . . . A Women’s Age. . . . And… . . . A Student’s Percentage…!


Smoking Effects Lips Drinking Effects Liver Girls Effects Heart But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma ….:-D Avoid it..


Our education system has a drawback; It does not teach us teamwork. And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving  our tests collaboratively, they call it cheating….!!


3 Reasons To Give Exam 1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation. 2. You Can Complete Your Sleep. 3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.


Four things boys do in the Examination Hall 1. Counting the Girls 2. Counting the fans & tube lights 3. Reading the brand name of their pen 4. Thinking of studying for at least next Exams Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall 1.Write 2.Write 3.Write 4.And just Write Aata ho ya na aata [...]


A warning message written on the door of examination hall. . . . “TIME will pass, but will you ?”


The below mentioned action is performed by highly trained professionals. So please don’t try this at home.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDY! xD


The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper And The Supervis0r Comes And Says, Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.


Physics would have been much easier.. if… if.. If.. Tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. :-


Cutest letter by a little kid: Dear maths! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself.



SO TRUE: Just when we sit down to study, everything else on earth gets so interesting . . . . . . . . Even just starring at the wall



 If all the musicians of this world join together & make a sweet melody to facilitate sleep, They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS 




William Studyfear said: ‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…! I don’t know how people find time to study…!;-)



To save paper, exams should be given on mobiles instead of sheets coz students have more typing speed than writing speed. WOt an Idea!




A genius is one who can do in one day what others do in hundred days! Just like us! we cover our course in one day before exam & teachers take the whole year



Exam Patterns: In 1998: Ans ALL Questions. 2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions 2015: Only Read Questions 2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)

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