Friday 16 December 2011

Funny Friendship QUOTES

A good friend will visit u in hospital and say " get well soon " and goes.
But a true friend sits near you and says "the nurse is hot, you take your time to get well"

Friends are people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

Because you mean a lot to me, when you cry, ill cry, when you laugh, ill laugh, when you jump out a window, i'll laugh again..

Friends are like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart!
~ anonymous

Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the true warmth.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
~ anonymous

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
~ Anne Morrow

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
~ Jim Hayes

My friends, there are no friends.
~ Coco Chanel

The road to a friend’s house is never too long.
~ Danish Proverb

Money can't buy Friends, but you can get a better class of Enemy.
~ Spike Milligan

Have no friends not equal to yourself.
~ Confucious

A true friend stabs you in the front.
~ Oscar Wilde

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
~ Warren G. Harding

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
~ Bernard Meltzer

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
~ Anonymous

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
~ Fr. Jerome Cummings

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
~ Euripides

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
~ Virginia Woolf

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
~ Ether Barrymore

Friendship is Love without his wings!
~ Lord Byron

The best mirror is an old friend.
~ George Herbert

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
~ George Ade

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
~ George Carlin

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
~ Jane Austen

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
~ Arthur Brisbane

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
~ Austin O'Malley

I'm your best friend, you just don't know that yet.
~ anonymous

A friend to all is a friend to none.
~ Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
~ Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
~ Doug Larson

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
~ Samuel Butler

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
~ Harry S. Truman

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
~ Yassir Arafat

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
~ anonymous

Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
~ Ambrose Bierce

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
~ Benjamin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.
~ Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
~ Thomas Jones

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
~ Anand Singh

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
~ Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.
~ Truman Capote

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