Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
.
.
.
. .
.
.
Whats Your Cell Number?
**********************************************
When Aryabhatta checked my paper
.
.
.
He invented 'zero'!!!!!!
**********************************************
Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?
**********************************************
Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..
*********************************************
Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..
U will realise that,
The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)
********************************************
BILL GATES Said in Interview..
."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz,
Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early
********************************************
A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning
"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)
********************************************
The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
typing msgs without looking at d phone!
*********************************************
When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(
Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....
**********************************************
Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!!
**********************************************
"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
.
.
.
....
.
.
."Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."
***********************************************
How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
?
?
Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
.
.
.
.
.
.
5 More Minute Mom, Plz
***********************************************
Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...
***********************************************
Awesum msg:-
Get Married
nt for urself,
but
for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day
***********************************************
Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)
***********************************************
Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf
1.Give
2.Take
3.Share
So
1.GIVE Me a Treat
2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie
3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.
***********************************************
New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends jst
Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)
***********************************************
Beautiful words by a best friend-
'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...
Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha
***********************************************
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
But
.
.
.
.
Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.
;-)
**********************************************
Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-
its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..
**********************************************
New type of breakup....
Boy:-I wanna breakup with U.
Girl:-Why?
Boy-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.
**********************************************
Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-
"its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it."
.
**********************************************
Falling in Luv s lyk Jumping off a Building,
Ur Brain tels u,
"its not a gud idea dude" while ur Heart tels u,
"u can Fly beta.."lol
**********************************************
The best way to make somebody remember you is,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Borrow Money from them..!!
*************************************************
Old meaning of Sorry
.
"I Wont Do It Again"
.
.
.
New Meaning Of Sorry,
.
"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
************************************************
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...
But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."
***********************************************
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Think..
?
?
?
?
Think Hard..
?
?
?
?
?
AGE....!!!
*************************************************
What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.
&
the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied
*************************************************
Laughing is the best medicine,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But if you are laughing without any reason,
you need medicine"...!
****************************************************
My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!
Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
***************************************************
In Old Days,
If a Student wid his parents
Were In D Principal's OfficE
It Meant Stud Was In Trouble
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble
***************************************************
Sumwhr in Africa...
A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her...
"Honey, where r u..?"
:p
**************************************************
CRAZY FACT
.
The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
.
.
While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...
**************************************************
A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting
*************************************************
Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told...
"Dad.. She is My Campus
Selection..
how is it...!!?"..
************************************************
ALCOHOL?
What is that..??
Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!!
He he he!!!!
***********************************************
We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!
.
V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:D
******************************************
Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!! :P
*****************************************
I asked my heart :y cant u sleep at night???
my heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love
******************************************
Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..
******************************************
The only
person who can ORDER a woman to
stop talking and in reply she gives a
smile to him...
And he is :
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A photographer (^_^)
******************************************
Science Says & I Agree.:-)
My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!
******************************************
Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...
"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..
******************************************
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
.
.
.
. .
.
.
Whats Your Cell Number?
**********************************************
When Aryabhatta checked my paper
.
.
.
He invented 'zero'!!!!!!
**********************************************
Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?
**********************************************
Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..
*********************************************
Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..
U will realise that,
The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)
********************************************
BILL GATES Said in Interview..
."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz,
Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early
********************************************
A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning
"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)
********************************************
The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
typing msgs without looking at d phone!
*********************************************
When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(
Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....
**********************************************
Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!!
**********************************************
"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
.
.
.
....
.
.
."Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."
***********************************************
How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
?
?
Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
.
.
.
.
.
.
5 More Minute Mom, Plz
***********************************************
Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...
***********************************************
Awesum msg:-
Get Married
nt for urself,
but
for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day
***********************************************
Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)
***********************************************
Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf
1.Give
2.Take
3.Share
So
1.GIVE Me a Treat
2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie
3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.
***********************************************
New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends jst
Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)
***********************************************
Beautiful words by a best friend-
'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...
Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha
***********************************************
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
But
.
.
.
.
Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.
;-)
**********************************************
Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-
its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..
**********************************************
New type of breakup....
Boy:-I wanna breakup with U.
Girl:-Why?
Boy-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.
**********************************************
Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-
"its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it."
.
**********************************************
Falling in Luv s lyk Jumping off a Building,
Ur Brain tels u,
"its not a gud idea dude" while ur Heart tels u,
"u can Fly beta.."lol
**********************************************
The best way to make somebody remember you is,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Borrow Money from them..!!
*************************************************
Old meaning of Sorry
.
"I Wont Do It Again"
.
.
.
New Meaning Of Sorry,
.
"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
************************************************
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...
But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."
***********************************************
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Think..
?
?
?
?
Think Hard..
?
?
?
?
?
AGE....!!!
*************************************************
What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.
&
the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied
*************************************************
Laughing is the best medicine,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But if you are laughing without any reason,
you need medicine"...!
****************************************************
My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!
Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
***************************************************
In Old Days,
If a Student wid his parents
Were In D Principal's OfficE
It Meant Stud Was In Trouble
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble
***************************************************
Sumwhr in Africa...
A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her...
"Honey, where r u..?"
:p
**************************************************
CRAZY FACT
.
The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
.
.
While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...
**************************************************
A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting
*************************************************
Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told...
"Dad.. She is My Campus
Selection..
how is it...!!?"..
************************************************
ALCOHOL?
What is that..??
Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!!
He he he!!!!
***********************************************
We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!
.
V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:D
******************************************
Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!! :P
*****************************************
I asked my heart :y cant u sleep at night???
my heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love
******************************************
Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..
******************************************
The only
person who can ORDER a woman to
stop talking and in reply she gives a
smile to him...
And he is :
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A photographer (^_^)
******************************************
Science Says & I Agree.:-)
My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!
******************************************
Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...
"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..
******************************************
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